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trudymonk:

why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season

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"We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s."

"I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet, I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time I care about a lot, I hate people but I develop crushes easily, I hate myself but at the same time I’m completely fabulous."

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

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durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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humansinthesky:

when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants

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whoredinarygirl:

i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college

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